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  • "...thank you for such a splendid day in the Cotswolds"
    A.F. - Utah
  • "Thank you for a fabulous tour - you are a brilliant guide - we love you !"
    B & N - Tennessee
  • "... a thousand thanks for showing us around in your wonderful and beautiful country!"
    JL - Flanders, Belgium
  • "... the Cotswold villages and the vistas were spectacular. The pub lunch was delicious and the atmosphere one of a kind"
    N & B A - California
  • "WOW!!! What a way for a Yank to see France!!! Having one of our old Allies the Brits showing the way!!!"
    WC & PC - Alabama
  • "... thank you for the wonderful tour I had with my father to Normandy and Paris!"
    JC - Florida
  • "We say more than we bargained for and then some..."
    C &C - Georgia
  • "... a rather seredipitous click on Google that let me to you and I will forever be grateful for that. What a font of knowledge you are! "
    SM - Philipines
  • "We just want to thank you again for making our vacation so special. We had a great time. Absolutely wonderful! Happy memories!"
    Mike & Jane McCool, Front Royal, VA
  • "You did a fabulous and caring job, making sure our trip was perfect."
    J & A - New York
  • "You put so much heart into what you do..."
    BE, China

Rob Little’s Blog – musings of an English / British Tour Guide where I not only vent about things that “get my goat” but, also, publish lovely photos and eccentric stories about “this Sceptered Isle”!

Guess what ?
Tuesday, 30th June 2020

…..I got my first enquiry since lockdown today for October…..2021 !! A nice tour from London….The Cotswolds….The Lake District, Scotland….a perfect tour.

I’m not expecting any business at all this year – the two remaining possibilites in September and October will, I am sure, be cancelled.

As for next year…..? We must wait and see.

Rob Little
Tour Guide…..
Let’s Tour England !

Suits him…..?
Monday, 29th June 2020

Just as well OUR blond haired leader does not mind looking daft!

Rob Little
Tour Guide…..
Let’s Tour England !

Of COURSE Mark Sedwill has to go…..he’s a bloody remoaner for *******sake…..!

Mark Sedwill holds three vital positions; besides being in charge of the Cabinet Office, he is also the Prime Minister’s Security Advisor and Head of the Civil Service.

And he is a remoaner – totally against BREXIT and will place obstacles in the way of Boris’ strategy at this critical time.

Like a fart…..it’s better out than in – as we say here in the UK!!


Rob Little
Tour Guide…..
Let’s Tour England !

Erasing History…..
Friday, 26th June 2020

Statues torn down, present day Governments apologising for the actions of our Great Great Great Grandfathers and, so, The Dixie Chicks are now, just, “The Chicks”.

Perhaps in this momentous year, the 400th after The Mayflower did its bit to populate America, we Brits should apologise for OUR role in all this?

Rob Little
Tour Guide…..
Let’s Tour England !

Its 90 degrees and a major incident on England’s south coast resorts of Bournemouth, Poole and Christchurch…..
Thursday, 25th June 2020

With workers furloughed and parents refusing to send their kids to school for fear of Covid…..it might as well have been a public holiday….! Half of the Capital and surrounding area have up sticks and migrated to the south coast resorts of Bournemouth, Poole and Christchurch. Seems like its ok to be cheek by jowl on the beach….just not at work or school. Another 149 people died of covid today.

Waving goodbye to any suggestion of social distancing, the populous shoehorned themselves onto the beach even though the covid signage was still there warning them of the dangers.

If we’re not careful we could end up with a cholera or typhoid problem as desperate visitors suddenly some to realise that….oooohps….no toilets are open !

Local people are appalled this ignorant rabble have descended on their town leaving their litter – both manufactured and human – in their wake.

Fortunately my friends, this is a part of the country I NEVER take my Customers to…..

When you see the photos below, you could well be forgiven for saying…..”O M G

Rob Little
Tour Guide…..
Let’s Tour England !

Bournemouth Beach today

Better than going to work or school?

Social distancing, UK style

Today will be hot ! 🥵

Cherington Lake

Took an early walk before 8am this morning while it was still cool and thought I’d go somewhere different…..to Cherington Lake !

Beautiful ?

Looks like it could be in the mid 90s today…..

Rob Little
Tour Guide…..
Let’s Tour England !

A lone swan – actually he did have a partner but they were just socially distanced !

Cherington today!

Flying the Drone through a secret Cotswold Valley…..
Tuesday, 23rd June 2020

In their zest to get to the heart of the Cotswolds, people drive past one of the quaintest most beautiful spots in the Cotswolds…..from Wortley, through Ozlewoth Bottom, past Newark Park and on to Bagpath…..the names alone should make you want to go there?

And then into another secret valley between Kingscote and Chavenage.

Once again my weapon of choice was the DJI Mavic Air drone…..

You’ll need a map to see where I am talking about but you can see how it looks on Streetview !

Rob Little
Tour Guide…..
Let’s Tour England !

For Joe, Sharon and my “Favourite Customer”…..as well as anyone else who I may have offended with my holier than thou comments recently…..😳
Monday, 22nd June 2020

No politics…..just some peaceful birdsong, photos and videos from this morning !

Hope everyone is well, happy, enjoying their “Staycations” and getting used to the “new normal”?

Love to all my “Customer Friends”…..

You can watch my vids and imagine you are here !

Rob Little
Tour Guide…..
Let’s Tour England !

32 year old advocates culling old people with covid on national radio…..prepare to be shocked 😡
Sunday, 21st June 2020

I simply could not believe what I was hearing when I heard this callous young man call in to national radio this morning…..and on a family day like Father’s Day too.

The words “Final Solution” come to mind.

I pray his parents and grandparents heard it, disown him and head to their solicitors first thing Monday morning to write the little shit out of their wills…..

Rob Little
Tour Guide…..
Let’s Tour England !

What an absolute, idiotic, rabble rousing fool…..

Americans should hold their heads in shame that this man, who jokes about Covid when it has killed just shy of 120,000 citizens, is leader of their country.

Six of his team have tested positive for c*****s sake – what a moron….NO….what MORONS…!

Rob Little
Tour Guide…..
Let’s Tour England !