You know how Americans sometimes think the whole world is against them? Well you’re not the only ones !
We have this bizarre annual contest across Europe which is compulsive viewing for one night as you witness the cringeworthy songs and then the voting which is almost entirely political !
With countries like Azerbaijan, Turkey, Ukraine, Belarus, Russia and for some strange (political) reason even Israel is in it – as well as the Western European nations – this show is intended to bring us all together in one happy family but…..
Now one issue is that whoever wins has to go to the expense of staging the show the following year and Ireland has has the misfortune to win more times than anyone else so consequently it’s songs are now crap in order to avoid winning again ! To that effect they successfully came LAST in last nights competition – a huge achievement for the Irish !!
We British are universally despised because we refuse to take the competition seriously – in fact we treat I’m in the same way that we treat our European “masters” generally – with contempt, cracking mocking jokes throughout !
So the various blocks all vote for each other – Cyprus votes for Greece, Sweden votes for Norway, Finland, Denmark etc……the scaredy cat Ukrainians vote for Russia…..you get the picture??
Anyway the UK came 19th out of 26 with eight points and seven of those came from our (usually) good friends, the Irish ! So it’s not just you Americans, it’s us English that are in the doghouse too !!!
Oh well it’s all over for another year !
Sorry about all the “exclamation marks”…..
Rob Little
Little Englander
Lets Tour England !