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Tours England
  • "...thank you for such a splendid day in the Cotswolds"
    A.F. - Utah
  • "Thank you for a fabulous tour - you are a brilliant guide - we love you !"
    B & N - Tennessee
  • "... a thousand thanks for showing us around in your wonderful and beautiful country!"
    JL - Flanders, Belgium
  • "... the Cotswold villages and the vistas were spectacular. The pub lunch was delicious and the atmosphere one of a kind"
    N & B A - California
  • "WOW!!! What a way for a Yank to see France!!! Having one of our old Allies the Brits showing the way!!!"
    WC & PC - Alabama
  • "... thank you for the wonderful tour I had with my father to Normandy and Paris!"
    JC - Florida
  • "We say more than we bargained for and then some..."
    C &C - Georgia
  • "... a rather seredipitous click on Google that let me to you and I will forever be grateful for that. What a font of knowledge you are! "
    SM - Philipines
  • "We just want to thank you again for making our vacation so special. We had a great time. Absolutely wonderful! Happy memories!"
    Mike & Jane McCool, Front Royal, VA
  • "You did a fabulous and caring job, making sure our trip was perfect."
    J & A - New York
  • "You put so much heart into what you do..."
    BE, China
Yes indeed, “Luton” is the “Bourton-on-the-Water” of London’s Airports…..

Many will know of my dislike of Bourton on the Water in the Cotswolds, laughingly called “The Venice of the Cotswolds”. In fact I call it “Boredom on the Water” and find that most people find the place as awful as I do with its hoards of day trippers from the cities of the British Midlands, removing their sweaty socks and dipping their feet in the pure fresh waters of the River Eye.

So in the hierarchy of London’s airports, Luton is definitely bringing up the rear. Heathrow for professionals. Gatwick for lesser professionals and holidaymakers. Luton for the riff raff who want to drink beer and prosecco at 7am.

What a s*** hole !

Rob Little
Driver / Tour Guide
LETS tour England !

One Comment

Nicky Hughes says:

We flew into and out of Luton on our last trip to England, you know. The beer was just OK, but the prosecco was great.
NH

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