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Tours England
  • "...thank you for such a splendid day in the Cotswolds"
    A.F. - Utah
  • "Thank you for a fabulous tour - you are a brilliant guide - we love you !"
    B & N - Tennessee
  • "... a thousand thanks for showing us around in your wonderful and beautiful country!"
    JL - Flanders, Belgium
  • "... the Cotswold villages and the vistas were spectacular. The pub lunch was delicious and the atmosphere one of a kind"
    N & B A - California
  • "WOW!!! What a way for a Yank to see France!!! Having one of our old Allies the Brits showing the way!!!"
    WC & PC - Alabama
  • "... thank you for the wonderful tour I had with my father to Normandy and Paris!"
    JC - Florida
  • "We say more than we bargained for and then some..."
    C &C - Georgia
  • "... a rather seredipitous click on Google that let me to you and I will forever be grateful for that. What a font of knowledge you are! "
    SM - Philipines
  • "We just want to thank you again for making our vacation so special. We had a great time. Absolutely wonderful! Happy memories!"
    Mike & Jane McCool, Front Royal, VA
  • "You did a fabulous and caring job, making sure our trip was perfect."
    J & A - New York
  • "You put so much heart into what you do..."
    BE, China
So there is to be a “snap” General Election in the UK on 8th June !

So there is to be a “snap” General Election in the UK on 8th June !

This means I am obliged to vote for a party I have never voted for in my life and swore I would never vote for.

Its not only politicians who are liars and renege on their word !

Here are our choices:

  • Conservative Party – Currently “the Government” – who cheated themselves to power in 2015; breaking the law by brazenly overspending on their election expenses to prevent UKIP from winning seats.  The Police are “on the case”.
  • Labour Party – Un-electable
  • Liberal Democrat Party – used to be the thinking man’s socialists but reverted to sandal wearing tree huggers after a short taste of power. Now just want to be free to complain about everything.
  • United Kingdom Independence Party (UKIP) – won 13% of vote at the 2015 election but just one parliamentary seat – thats British democracy for ya!  After BREXIT are now well past their sell-by date and just a farrago of dissidents from the other parties who can agree on nothing
  • Scottish Nationalists – a load of deranged Jocks led by a modern day Joan of Arc who fantasise about re-joining the EU after BREXIT and really think Scotchland can govern itself
  • Democratic Unionist Party – shares power in Northern Ireland with Sinn Fein. The two of them can’t agree so nothing gets done
  • Sinn Fein – Irish Nationalists and too scarey to talk about.  Suffice to say they refuse to take up their seats in on the mainland
  • Plaid Cymru – more nutters, this time from the land of the “sheep sh**ggers” but we do love their leader, Leanne Wood’s accent – see video below !
  • Social Democratic and Labour Party – a rather more moderate, Irish Nationalist socialist party (if I’m not mixing my metaphors)
    Ulster Unionist Party – very similar to the Democratic Unionists but the two are too belligerent towards each-other to recognise that
  • Green Party – nobody really believes that stuff do they – one world leader said its all a Chinese hoax ??
  • Monster Raving Loony Party – set up by screaming Lord Sutch as a joke in the 1960s – now becoming an increasingly credible option

Rob Little
Of course I will keep the destination of my crucial vote a secret…..
Lets Tour England !

Leanne Wood – leader of Plaid Cymru (The Party of Wales) – Don’t you love her accent? Its like she is singing to us?

One Comment

Nicky Hughes says:

What accent? The Welsh don’t have an accent. Just like Kentuckians don’t have an accent.
NH

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